Oh, I adore the moon when she's showing just a sliver. Like a teasing Cheshire cat's smile in the sky...

I love to see how other actresses handle playing Marilyn. Williams did a great job.

Hoping for some Marilynspiration in "My Week With Marilyn"...

At my cousin's brewery in Fredericksburg. Pre-prohibition era recipe, & HUGE tanks!

With the "delicious" Brad Sorenson, star of the Food Network at last week's Big Reds & Bubbles gala. http://ow.ly/7DvS0

Preparing for tonight's show, sipping Rose Chocolate Oolong Tea by Jaqueline Hyde. Delish! http://ow.ly/7ywMA

Reason#7 I'm excited for tonight's show: drink of the night-- a dirty martini, of course! See you there!!!

Reason#6 I'm excited for tonight's show: Goldie Candela is doing one of my favorite acts! She looks so sweet and pure in white ;-)

Reason#5 I'm excited for tonight's show: Nicole Lucas may go a little "avant garde" with her Mistress of Ceremonies role...

So lovely sharing cocktails with Jerry Fedora and Coco Lectric at the Driskill bar tonight! Mmm, chocolate martini... the perfect nightcap.

Reason#4 I'm excited for this show: The film shows the performers who inspired us when we were first doing our burlyQ homework via YouTube!

Reason#3 I'm excited for this Friday's show: We Jigglewatts get to bring out some of our funnier, crazier neo-burlesque acts!

Reason#2 I'm excited for this show: Queertini Time is doing an act they did in Atlanta that Dirty Martini herself, loved! http://ow.ly/7x0N9

Reason #1 I'm excited about this show: sharing with our city some of the greatest neo-burlesque talents in the world! http://ow.ly/7x0bx

Inspired by the mesmerizing drama of tango? I'll show you how to add that special magic to your own acts... can't wait! http://ow.ly/7twRO

Karl Lagerfeld shot her for V Magazine, but WE have her on film! So honored to present this fab film and LIVE show! http://ow.ly/7twIY

Remember to tune in to OutCast (91.7FM) today at 6pm- I'll be talking "Dirty" movies ;-) http://ow.ly/7tvZn

I have the sense of humor of a 2nd grade boy. This booth at BurlyCon had me giggling for 20 minutes solid. Go UglyBaby!! http://ow.ly/7uAze

Ladies, learn to make the world your paramour with tango cabaret! No partner required ;-) http://ow.ly/7twkM

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have world-class plastic surgery- and evidently NO translucent powder. Shine on!

I'm so excited to teach my Tango Cabaret workshop in Austin! Won't you come explore the elegance and passion with me? http://ow.ly/7tvPr

So... Does all this wind today mean rain tonight? Hope so!

Austin! I hope you will tune in to OutCast (91.7 FM) tomorrow at 6pm for all the dish about Friday's live show and film! http://ow.ly/7tglz

Ladies and kilt-wearing gents- It is a skirt advisory day here in central Texas! Those gusts are awfully fresh...

So excited to have San Francisco's Lady Monster in Austin today teaching her workshops! Hope to see you there... http://ow.ly/7s43k

Try as I might, I haven't found a way to make this massive allergy attack glamorous or elegant. We'll call it a work in progress...

The famous Dirty Martini in Austin, Texas???

Well, not in the flesh... but we'll have the next best thing!  I am so excited to share the outrageous film, Dirty Martini & the New Burlesque with my hometown. The premier screening of this hour-long film will be followed by a set of live burlesque featuring my troupe, The Jigglewatts, with Queertini Time and MC Nicole Lucas.  More about this fantabulous event here: https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/209944