Fantastic review of last Friday's show by David Glen Robinson of Tutto Theatre Company! Thanks Dr. Dave! xoxo http://ow.ly/9kc3L

San Antonio! I'll be in your neck of the woods tonight... anything going on in the world of bump and/or grind? xoxo

Thank you AUSTIN for the JUBILANT shows last night! Please give us a shout on yelp if you had a great time! ;-) http://ow.ly/9hTM3

Tonight, I need a perfume that says, "I'm adorable, but I mean business!"

I am polishing up my motivational speech for tomorrow night's show. Want to hear my pep talk? ;-) A few tickets left... http://ow.ly/9fZae

I may have done exciting cover shoots today for "Geometry Digest" and "Cone Monthly!" Updates to come... ;-)

Austin! Do you have your tickets yet for Friday's super swanky affair? There are still a couple of VIPs left... ;-) http://ow.ly/9e8jp

Ouf! With 3 photo shoots over the next 2 days, this sore throat better clear out, tout-de-suite!

HOT off the presses! Bachelor Pad Magazine 19 featuring moi, all wrapped up at the "lily white party"- get yours here: http://ow.ly/9cSaU

When life hands you a styrofoam coffee cup... http://ow.ly/97l3L

I am SO excited to have made it into the trailer for this wonderful film! Squeeee! A fabulous team to work with xoxoxo! http://ow.ly/92Vj0

It's official! YOU have ALL helped vote me in to perform at Viva Las Vegas!! I don't have words to say how grateful I am! THANK YOU!! ;-) xo

THANK YOU all who voted and continue to vote! Only 4 hours left- will I stay in the top 4??? See you on the other side! http://ow.ly/90pgD

Last chance to cast a vote for TEXAS ;-) If you haven't already, please vote to keep Ruby Joule and Jolie Goodnight in the top 4 for Vegas! http://ow.ly/904Yo

9 HOURS till the polls close for Viva Las Vegas! (aren't you glad? ;-) Please vote Ruby Joule to perform! http://ow.ly/904Gy

So thrilled for opening night! My Gypsy Rose Lee act is new and improved ;-) If you're in Austin, come up and see me! http://ow.ly/8YTra

Last night I was TIED for a performance spot in Vegas! But today the gap widens- fierce competition folks. One day left! http://ow.ly/8YJdy

Rockin day yesterday! Got official Viva Las Vegas endorsement from Jersey Shore's own Pauly D, "a fan just tryin to do his part" he said ;-)

Thank you for voting! Remember to check your emails for that crucial confirmation link, else your vote won't count! http://ow.ly/8VUIF

Darlings, I'm the closest I've been, only 6 votes from performing in Vegas! But that gap is unstable... need a BIG push! http://ow.ly/8VLAx

Wow! Up to 209 votes, incredible! Here's a NEW pic from last Saturday's show, Delirium Tremendous... Samba! http://ow.ly/8VLaT

ONE more vote makes 200! And I'll celebrate with a fresh new pic from Saturday's show. Oh, competition is getting fierce! http://ow.ly/8UDvw

Now so close to performing in Vegas I can almost smell the buffet! Just one more spot up! If ya haven't voted yet... http://ow.ly/8SYSn

Delirium Tremendous last night was TREMENDOUS! Thanks to Ruby Lamb, we made history with Jiggles, Red Light, and live music on one stage!!!

Overheard in Austin: "Does he fear commitment, or does he just not know his turn signal is still on?"

You are all amazing for boosting me up to 5th place! One more move up means I perform in Las Vegas! Please vote Ruby: http://ow.ly/8Sodm

Dallas! I can't wait to see you tonight at the Dallas Burlesque Fest- you're going to see a different side of me, too ;-) http://ow.ly/8RtxJ

SO close to Viva Las Vegas I can almost hear the slot machines. 9 more votes could mean a performance spot! Vote Ruby ;-) http://ow.ly/8RkxE

Just finished rehearsal with Mr. Lewis & the Funeral Five. They're SO good! And SO loud! Can't wait for Saturday's show! http://ow.ly/8QC7u

We're at 180 votes! With 2 other founding members of Jigglewatts, Amber Smokes & Cherry Zapp, in a Playboy cover tribute. http://ow.ly/8Qjny

I've wanted to share this story for a LONG time! See what happens to glamour girls in a dusty field amid crawfish parts! http://ow.ly/8QiJ8

I will need a LOT of coffee today! Blogging, costuming, photos, rehearsal...

Saturday! A rare opportunity to see Austin's neo-burlesque pioneers on the same stage! With a live band! Got tix? http://ow.ly/8OVxl

So excited to share the next photo, featuring two other founding members of Jigglewatts... as zombies! Goal is 180! http://ow.ly/8OMV3