Happy New Year from the eastern standard time zone!

I'm so close to Niagara Falls! Feel like driving there...

No more out-of-state travel for the rest of the year? Famous last words! Bound for upstate NY in an hour.

I come by it honestly... with Grandmother and Mama Joule ;-) http://ow.ly/i/ovUt

Holidays in the hill country... ;-) http://ow.ly/89J0O glamanyway

Fun in Montreal! An adventure featuring grand spectacle, meat plates & loads of glamour. Holiday reading, part 2 tomorrow http://ow.ly/89G1J

Just a reminder- voting for the Burlesque Top 50 ends TOMORROW! Will Texas be represented? ;-) http://ow.ly/89Fdy

If the glamour of sable and pearls makes you happy, then by all means wear them to that family getaway in the hill country! glamanyway

Get the pics, deliver the $, find the tutu, pick up the xbox... General Jigglewatt is on it!

If you're in New Orleans, go visit the "Burlesque Exposed" exhibit at Scott Edwards Gallery- you may see me there :-) http://ow.ly/85rSV

Have you voted for your favorite burlesque stars of 2011? Voting for the "Top 50" ends Christmas day! http://ow.ly/85qaY

Inspired by @JolieGoodnight, I declare it "dripping with pearls" day! toocelebrity

My greatest concern tonight has been coordinating Glamazon potty breaks. La vie glam crazy!

Having a talk with my hair about the wonders of the color red!

Liquid liner and lash application time is sacred. No matter how late you're running, it's always worth it to do these things carefully!

Bringing frosty, sugary cheer to Dallas this Friday. Can't wait to see all my Dallas friends and fans! Won't you join me? http://ow.ly/7WTDT

Doing some "glitter lips" market research at Sephora. Will report back...

In the hills west of Austin tonight, extravagance knows no bounds. Stretch limo "shuttle".

The latest issue of Bachelor Pad Magazine has me giddy! So many dear gorgeous friends and fellow Jigglewatts in it- Oh, Java you spoil us!

Find perfect gifts for fans of vintage va-va-voom at our show in Austin this Friday! Sparklies, calendars, photos- yum! http://ow.ly/7SALM

Psst! What was the Montreal Burlesque Festival like? Well I'll tell you... right here! With peek-tures! http://ow.ly/7RdRV

Oh Austin, I am SO excited for Friday's show! Can't wait to see what Black Mariah is bringing for us- naughty OR nice! http://ow.ly/7R7KE

Burlesque acts are like pairs of shoes: you don't see how many you have till they start crowding you out, & yet you really NEED all of 'em!

What's cooler than cool? Lomography! Coco Lectric and I are making a special appearance TONIGHT at this grand opening: http://ow.ly/7QUYO

It's nice to see the leaves here changing color due to the cold, not due to drought killing them.

In San Antonio at the same event as Huey Lewis & the News- now THAT's the power of love!